February 1st, 2013
Hey mother f*ckers, it’s f*cking Friday. After that I’m not really sure what to say. Never had the urge to curse on my shirts. I use internet message boards to show everyone I’m a tough guy.
Arizona & Ohio
December 26th, 2012
Here is what I know: both of these guys are taking a ride on the crazy train. What I need to know from you guys is which one is the conductor?!
Alaska & Arizona
December 10th, 2012
Don’t worry, your ass in white yoga pants definitely does not look like mashed potatoes. Nope. Not at all. I don’t know what to tell you, I’m not sure why that girl has a bowl of gravy.