Don’t worry, it’s just his thick hairy shell.
Why? That’s the real question. I’m not even going to start on the reasoning of having a pet bird, I’ll skip right over that and get to the question of why do you need to wear your bird out in public? Even pirates with wooden legs, scruffled beards, eye patches, swords and a bottle of rum look borderline stupid and uncool with a bird. What do you think it’s doing to your image guy-with-a-walking-stick in Walmart?
California & Colorado
Merry Christmas you filthy animals! Enjoy this big truck full of coal!
Not for the first 6 games of the regular season there won’t be Mr. Von Miller. Ehhhh Ohhhh!