October 16th, 2012
You know, for awhile there I thought the color white represented what was pure and light and goodness. Now I will never think those thoughts about anything ever again. This edition of “Who Wears It Better?” white-washed my dreams.
California & Colorado
August 30th, 2012
It’s time for Who Wears It Better: That’s What Happens When You Swallow Watermelon Seeds Edition. Now I haven’t knocked up a girl yet, so I don’t know firsthand, but I feel like these are the best maternity clothes. However, two of my best buds from college got babies on the way and I’m trying to arrange a dual Walmart labor delivery so we can film it for the site. For some reason their ladies are having a tough time coming around to the idea of giving birth in the frozen food section of Walmart.
Colorado & Missouri
August 22nd, 2012
Hahahaha bags on your baby’s head never gets old. Hahahaha, am I right everyone? Hahahaha (seriously keep laughing with me, I’m trying to distract her long enough for child services to sneak up behind her) hahahahaaha.