I’m sorry, Walmart can’t refund or exchange your childhood. That’s gone; play the hand you were dealt.
Oddly enough, with what I’ve seen at Walmart, there is a good chance Little Bo Peep’s sheep are actually there somewhere.
It’s that time of year when pumpkins stop being scary and start being delicious pies. Which Jack
ass O-lantern would you take home to bake?
– Good news: The type of person that would use a condom in a Walmart bathroom isn’t procreating.