In the American culture, when a woman’s thong is hanging out, she desperately wants to make sweet, sweet love. So are you going to find out if the carpet matches the drapes on Raggedy Ann over there or are you going wild with the zebra?
Colorado & Oregon
It is much cheaper than taking them to Six Flags or something.
This dude looks pumped to take a selfie with who he thinks is Santa Claus. The other guy is pumped to take a selfie with who he thinks is Omar from The Wire.
Meet my friend Sorcerer Steve. His only real power is the ability to turn alcohol into regret, but we just let him do his thing.