It’s that time of year when pumpkins stop being scary and start being delicious pies. Which Jack
ass O-lantern would you take home to bake?
– Good news: The type of person that would use a condom in a Walmart bathroom isn’t procreating.
Hell yes I’ll buy that ziplock baggie full of Sour Patch Kids. No reason for concern here. In fact it will make it easier for me when I pass out loose unwrapped candy to all the neighborhood kids for Halloween.
In the American culture, when a woman’s thong is hanging out, she desperately wants to make sweet, sweet love. So are you going to find out if the carpet matches the drapes on Raggedy Ann over there or are you going wild with the zebra?
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