Ahhh yes, what we have here is a rare species of giraffes not often seen out of their domicile. The lazyus maximus, or “snuggie giraffe” as they’re commonly referred to are unlike most giraffes in the sense that they’re not majestic in any way, shape, or form and prefer Netflix over grazing in the wild.
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Ahhh children, nearly everything ridiculous in the world somehow makes perfect sense to them. Not sure where his parents are, but I guess that’s kinda obvious by the 1 shoe and the oversized hat he is struggling to breathe from.
Holy OCD!!!! If that’s your idea of a good time feel free to come over to my house at any time and straighten it up. I’d be happy to know where anything I own belongs.
Not quite the cottonmouth your buddies probably had in mind, but you do you buddy.