Sometimes doing things half-assed ends up being pretty obvious.
Hot damn! We take our favorite game on the road for Who Drives It Better: Pathetic Dinosaur-Looking Cars Edition. So which set of spikes would you prefer to look at even less than the Spike channel? (If that channel still exists.)
Connecticut & New Mexico
What? You think old dudes stop liking shit because they’re old? Hell no. From the time men are born to the time we die you can bet men will always love some titties and ripping ass….not necessarily in that order.
California & Connecticut
Is this what happened to all the ladies from the Girls Gone Wild videos? Remember VHS porn? Hilarious. Hell, I just read Fred Willard was arrested for masturbating in an adult theater. Are you kidding me?!?! Those things still exist? That is fantastic. It’s Boogie Nights all over again!…Wow did I get off track there! Anyway, your ass is chalky white and gross, go cover up.
Connecticut & Ohio