Hot damn! We take our favorite game on the road for Who Drives It Better: Pathetic Dinosaur-Looking Cars Edition. So which set of spikes would you prefer to look at even less than the Spike channel? (If that channel still exists.)
Connecticut & New Mexico
What? You think old dudes stop liking shit because they’re old? Hell no. From the time men are born to the time we die you can bet men will always love some titties and ripping ass….not necessarily in that order.
California & Connecticut
Is this what happened to all the ladies from the Girls Gone Wild videos? Remember VHS porn? Hilarious. Hell, I just read Fred Willard was arrested for masturbating in an adult theater. Are you kidding me?!?! Those things still exist? That is fantastic. It’s Boogie Nights all over again!…Wow did I get off track there! Anyway, your ass is chalky white and gross, go cover up.
Connecticut & Ohio
Is it really even possible to do a “Who Wears It Better?” for these ponytails? Honestly, I don’t think either of these could get much worse so I can’t even begin to try and force you guys to decide which is “better”. However, I can so I will. So you will sit there and stare at this until you decide which is better. If you don’t….well then I really can’t do anything about it.