Ladies & gentlemen, in the past I’ve given people some shit for rocking the Rex Kwon-do America pants but I want everyone to bust those bad boys out and rock them proud today. I can only hope one of the soldiers had the good sense to go all Calvin on Osama and piss on his face.
Connecticut & Florida
Let’s go ahead and set aside the part about you being crazy and lonely and bored. Then, for the sake of argument, let’s say Bigfoot is real & you find him…do you plan on capturing him and transporting him in your Focus? Really? (By the way, you might have better luck finding him if you eat Beef Jerky.)
Hey everyone, make sure you have a DD tonight even if it’s this guy because we at PoWM just ran extensive tests which concluded that dying in a drunk driving accident tonight is slightly worse than being seen on the back of this scooter.
I’m not, an expert but I think the size limit for those baby carriers is when your kid can dunk a basketball.