She could just paint her stomach orange and have it look like a pumpkin! That way she could use the money saved on not buying a costume for something like oh, I don’t know, appropriate clothes!
Honestly, do I have to send out some sort of world-wide memo explaining the purpose of UNDERwear and pants? I thought everyone knew, but I guess that jokes on me.
I’m not sure how to react to the patriotic middle finger. I’m initially offended but then I’m like “Well it’s the American flag, so I guess it’s okay?” Either way I will not be the one to say anything to this dude.
Editors note: This picture was taken by a little girl who is obviously braver and more badass than I am.
I will bet any money the fat kid gets more cake than Casanova here gets pussy.