February 11th, 2014
Everything is more funsie in a onesie!…If that’s not a slogan for whatever awful people sell these big ass things then I’m gonna go ahead and let them have it free of charge.
Florida & Georgia
February 5th, 2014
They say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree but I suppose the apple can’t help it if the tree makes it wear assless chaps. So really my advice for you little apple is that your tree is a skank and I’m sorry for that.
January 29th, 2014
Arctic blasts and polar vortexes are causing ridiculously low temps and even snow down south. Don’t get me wrong, I love the south and never plan on ever moving back north but if there is ever another Civil War all the North needs to do to win is wait until the winter to fight. By the reactions I’ve seen to an inch of snow you’d think it’s the Apocalypse! It’s going to be back up to 65 Saturday where we live. Who needs that much stuff to survive 2 days?!?!
Georgia & South Carolina