August 8th, 2012
Once again we see the unfair double standards of society! When I pull my pants down. take out my wenis and piss in a Walmart I get called a weirdo and a creep as I’m being arrested, but apparently when tiny Thor here takes out his hammer everything is whatevs. It’s all malarkey and I’m not gonna stand for it anymore!
June 7th, 2012
Ladies, you usually gotta pay good money for Cinemax or something like that to see that much ass, but I’m starting to think right now you would pay good money to not see that much ass.
March 6th, 2012
Damn ladies, did you think you were shopping with Big Sean or something? Cause if you were, that’s definitely not “letting the mother f*cker Hammer Time”!