Hawaii
August 8th, 2012
Takin’ A Leak
Once again we see the unfair double standards of society! When I pull my pants down. take out my wenis and piss in a Walmart I get called a weirdo and a creep as I’m being arrested, but apparently when tiny Thor here takes out his hammer everything is whatevs. It’s all malarkey and I’m not gonna stand for it anymore!
Hawaii
June 7th, 2012
Aloha Bro
Ladies, you usually gotta pay good money for Cinemax or something like that to see that much ass, but I’m starting to think right now you would pay good money to not see that much ass.
Hawaii
March 6th, 2012
Then Slap It On My…
Damn ladies, did you think you were shopping with Big Sean or something? Cause if you were, that’s definitely not “letting the mother f*cker Hammer Time”!
Hawaii
