February 14th, 2010
It’s Valentine’s Day and when you need whipped cream you need whipped cream, ya know? I guess you can say that her hands were ‘tied’.
January 25th, 2010
Even with the high gas prices, I’m sure that you could find someone to grab a hatchet and chop off that mullet for you for free.
December 19th, 2009
Ughhh, it looks like you got into a fight with a stubborn octopus like 12 years ago that wouldn’t let go. Knock him off already will ya?