August 9th, 2010
If you would like a visual reference as to what you’ve done right with that entire get-up, please look at an old shoebox filled with dog sh*t.
July 11th, 2010
I’m a genie in a bottle, baby. Gotta rub me the right way, honey.
June 26th, 2010
Hey hey there Pinky and the brain! Whatcha got in that fanny pack?…A Yo-Yo? That’s special, what else? 2 Chess pieces? That’s exciting, anything else? Some buttons stuck to an old peppermint and 3 Sacajawea dollars. Fantastic, fantastic! Well you go back to creepin the entire store out mmkay.