June 26th, 2010
Hey hey there Pinky and the brain! Whatcha got in that fanny pack?…A Yo-Yo? That’s special, what else? 2 Chess pieces? That’s exciting, anything else? Some buttons stuck to an old peppermint and 3 Sacajawea dollars. Fantastic, fantastic! Well you go back to creepin the entire store out mmkay.
June 14th, 2010
I’m hardcore ’til the end, you can’t pretend, granny’s rap scares you so bad you fill up your Depends.
June 8th, 2010
Listen up people, if you’re gonna be a flasher then do it the right way like this pro. Notice the flannel robe which adds more of a dramatic flare to the event than your typical trench coat; Check out the spray bottle filled with baby oil to give everything a nice gleam; And of course only a true expert flashers hires a personal fluffer to follow him around handle the goods. So do it right or don’t do it at all.