If the Irish have so much damn luck, how come I see WAY more Asian people than Irish people in Vegas? Riddle me that.
I see Peter Pan and Tinker Bell finally hooked up. Now I’m just curious if their kids will want to stay Lost Boys or not.
You look like Ronald McDonald’s girlfriend. Maybe because you also look like a French fry dipped in ketchup, I don’t know, all I do know is that it’s not good.
I’m here to declare 2012 the year of the mullet! Almost all fads come back into style, so why not the triumphant return of everyone’s favorite white trash haircut?
Illinois & Iowa