Iowa
February 19th, 2013
That’s Mr. Squarepants To You
Nothing to see here, just a few old men wearing Spongebob hats. I mean, I guess we can do a “Who Wears It Better?” but with sideburns that touch his nipples, is this even really a contest?
Iowa
January 24th, 2013
WWIB: Pearly Whites
Do people not know white is see-through? Is it some well kept secret that I didn’t know I was privy to and everyone else is in the dark? I’ve done a piss poor job of keeping that secret, seeing as how I’ve repeatedly advised against white pants. Hell, I don’t even wear white underwear, doesn’t make sense.
Iowa
October 24th, 2012
Karma Chameleon
What’s that? Oh you little bitches got “Thug Life” tattooed on your chest? That’s cute…
Iowa
