I’d tell this guy how ridiculous he looks in those daisy duke jorts, but it turns out I’m a big sissy and that’s not gonna happen.
If that’s what I caught in my fish nets I’d be throwing it back, net and all.
Damn chairs just jumped out in front of me from nowhere!…Probably a suicide attempt If I had my guess.
Personally, if I were wearing an animal on my shirt it would probably have to be Animal from the muppets. That’s just common sense. But if I were forced between a pig and a puppy I think I’d just stay at home.
Iowa & Texas