Damn chairs just jumped out in front of me from nowhere!…Probably a suicide attempt If I had my guess.
Personally, if I were wearing an animal on my shirt it would probably have to be Animal from the muppets. That’s just common sense. But if I were forced between a pig and a puppy I think I’d just stay at home.
Iowa & Texas
Everyone that didn’t piss off their girlfriend today please step forward…not so fast Suzuki driver.
This is what the President probably looks like in cartoons making fun of America. #NeckHair2016