September 11th, 2010
I gave the dog a blue mohawk because I’d never seen a dog with a blue mohawk before and I wanted to see one. - Well, I think it’s an excellent dog with a blue mohawk. Congratulations Billy, you just passed the first grade.
September 2nd, 2010
We don’t want to make fun of anyone that is physically handicapped. At least we don’t make fun of people because they are handicapped, that’s part of our little policy thing and blah blah blah. However, context clues lead me to the conclusion that he has a broken foot, but still enjoys getting his afternoon lap dance. By the way, even if he was handicapped, why would you be dry humping in front of Walmart? I mean I get it, who doesn’t get a little bit aroused shopping for Hot Pockets? But some discretion is needed.
August 13th, 2010
Why does it look like you started to put on another shirt then got tired and just decided to say f*** it? Also, you back looks like a frog’s face and that makes me happy.