Illinois
January 22nd, 2013
Smokin’ That Koosh
You know what were really cool? Koosh balls. You know what’s not cool? Looking like a human Koosh ball.
Illinois
January 21st, 2013
Rope A Dope
Is it weird that I picture in my head a tiny high school gym full of disgusting rats that use your hair as their rope climb?
Illinois
January 10th, 2013
Dream On
“You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep.” Once again, when your kid is big enough to dunk a basketball, perhaps they are a little too old to be taking naps in a doggy bed at Walmart.
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