January 22nd, 2013
You know what were really cool? Koosh balls. You know what’s not cool? Looking like a human Koosh ball.
January 21st, 2013
Is it weird that I picture in my head a tiny high school gym full of disgusting rats that use your hair as their rope climb?
January 10th, 2013
“You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep.” Once again, when your kid is big enough to dunk a basketball, perhaps they are a little too old to be taking naps in a doggy bed at Walmart.