Clearly someone isn’t going to be making the sharp-shooting team anytime soon. Not with
piss-poor poo-poor accuracy like that.
What? We’ve all got those favorite pair of pants that fit just right and we do whatever we can to save them. Sew them up, use duct tape, a few staples here and there, maybe pull out the welder if needed. Just doing what we gotta do.
There should be an opacity chart in all changing rooms when you’re trying on your yoga pants. Someone get on that.
Nothing makes me smile harder than seeing a ridiculous sign and knowing they had to put it up because someone already proved to be stupid as shit.