August 9th, 2013
You know what? I’m actually less concerned about the creepy long fingernails and more concerned about those Honey Badger toenails! Holy crap! I’m just waiting for you to rip out my ribcage with those things!
August 8th, 2013
If a jelly roll came to life and calmly shopped at Walmart, this is what I imagine it would look it.
July 9th, 2013
I don’t know what happened sir, I was following them through the aisles and when they hit electronics it’s like they completely vanished. We’ll let you know when we locate them.