March 29th, 2013
Thank goodness kids are super gullible. I never thought I’d say this, but that guy dressed up in a bunny suit looks nothing like a bunny. Charles Barkley, how do you think he looks?
Indiana & North Carolina
March 21st, 2013
Ahhhhhh! Get amped mother truckers, it’s March Madness time!!!! Our teams will likely continue to disappoint. Pitt will bow out early as usual, my Xavier Musketeers went all fat girl at prom and weren’t invited to the dance, but I’m gonna go ahead and hop on my law school Valpo Crusaders to channel their inner Bryce Drew and put in a few upsets. Who you guys got in the big dance?
March 20th, 2013
Ladies, when you hear a guy say that you’ve got “legs for days” he is probably referring to the end of days a/k/a the apocalypse. So please take what you’re currently doing and stop doing it.
Indiana & Texas