Uggghhh, here is what I want to do. I want to get a hot knife and just cut off your back fat and show you what you’re making the rest of us look at. It’s gross and you can’t put lipstick on a pig so cut it out with the colorful tramp stamp too!
You know that asshole neighbor that is always outside without a shirt on no matter what the temperature is, always has a beer in his hand (to go with his beer gut), and is always yelling at his kids to “shut the f*ck up”? Well, apparently he sometimes likes to drink Mike’s Hard Lemonade. See, he does have a softer side…
Indiana & Nebraska
You’re like an extreme couponer the way you fill up your cart with stuff you won’t be paying for!
My man is on the cutting edge of saggin’ technology here! Let’s wear jeans under our jeans so when the outer pair of jeans fall down to our shins the under pair of jeans are right there to serve the exact same purpose the outer jeans should have performed. By the way, you may want to sue the manufacturer of that belt because it’s clearly defective.