You’re like an extreme couponer the way you fill up your cart with stuff you won’t be paying for!
My man is on the cutting edge of saggin’ technology here! Let’s wear jeans under our jeans so when the outer pair of jeans fall down to our shins the under pair of jeans are right there to serve the exact same purpose the outer jeans should have performed. By the way, you may want to sue the manufacturer of that belt because it’s clearly defective.
That my friends is called Parking Lot Pimpin’! And yes, while technically she may not be a “lot lizard”, I’m still pretty excited at the slop-fest that’s about to go down!
For those of you keeping score , Handicapped Sign: 2, Idiotic Drivers: 0.
Georgia & Indiana