I guess you could say that cow is gray-zing. Huh? Right? Right? Hot damn I’m on fire!
Uggghhh, here is what I want to do. I want to get a hot knife and just cut off your back fat and show you what you’re making the rest of us look at. It’s gross and you can’t put lipstick on a pig so cut it out with the colorful tramp stamp too!
You know that asshole neighbor that is always outside without a shirt on no matter what the temperature is, always has a beer in his hand (to go with his beer gut), and is always yelling at his kids to “shut the f*ck up”? Well, apparently he sometimes likes to drink Mike’s Hard Lemonade. See, he does have a softer side…
Indiana & Nebraska
You’re like an extreme couponer the way you fill up your cart with stuff you won’t be paying for!