September 28th, 2012
Protect yourself from the rain, then breathe really fast and heavy so you protect the rest of us by never breeding.
September 17th, 2012
I’m going to settle this right now. Altering your jersey is never acceptable. I get that in today’s pro sports players change teams like they change underwear and jerseys cost an arm and a leg nowadays, but let me tell you why you still can’t butcher an old jersey. (1) If you didn’t buy the jersey of a guy you were confident would last a while on your team, shame on you for being dumb. Example: Tim Tebow Broncos jersey. We all knew that wouldn’t last. Or (2) Like this, the guy played long enough for you to get sufficient use out of the jersey. Buy a new one.
September 14th, 2012
I honestly can’t figure out the point of a sad clown. It’s like a fat yoga instructor, sure it could work but it seems counterproductive. Anyway in this Who Wears It Better: Tears of a Clown Edition I need you guys to tell me which is sadder, a sad clown or what could possibly be an unintentional sad clown.
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