Where is that turning point in life decisions where you find yourself one day sitting naked on the floor of a Walmart?
Shopping at Walmart on Christmas Eve,
I turned the corner and what did I see?
A big red thing staring back at me.
I needed some vanilla pudding to continue to bake,
the sight of this, my eyes could not take.
You are dangerously close to ruining the most important thing from my childhood. I suggest you back the f off right now and rethink yourself before entering public domain again.
We’ve got our countdown to Christmas slowly rolling in at 10 days and counting now. Don’t worry, those presents will get there soon enough.