I think this might be a first here at PoWM: A “Who Eats It Better?” Edition! In one corner you have the sugar rush all hopped up ready to come at you like a spider monkey and in the other corner a cart that I almost can’t believe. I mean, it literally looks like something someone had to make up right? Jug of mayo, ranch, Crisco, mega Pop-Tarts and TP?!?!?! For realsies?
Kansas & Kentucky
You haven’t lived until you have walked around Walmart with a monkey’s vagina touching you neck. Yeah, it’s gross, but you people need to think about that so people stop doing this crap. They aren’t birds, you’ve got monkey genitals all up on your face!
You know what you’re gonna find up there? You’re gonna find out how lonely life is when everyone stops hanging out with you because you constantly play with your butthole and your fingers smell.
Anyone else notice that there isn’t a show out there called “Rat Tales” that uses the play on words to tell superhero like stories about a family with rat-like powers?!?! Seriously, where were you on that one Aaron Sorkin?