Awwwww, which Care-Bear are you? Forever Lonely Bear? Well that doesn’t seem to be in the Care-Bear spirit, but I suppose it suits you.
Wait wait wait wait wait….you’re telling me people won’t actually buy those dvd’s?!?!?! Shocking.
A female mohawk mullet!!!!! I’ve seen femullets, I’ve seen femhawks, I’ve even seen hawkettes. But this daring combination of the three has to be a first. Mark down this day on your calendar because I’m fairly confident in saying we are displaying the first ever femhawkettes. What a glorious day for us all.
Settle down creepy dude, I understand you need to do something to help relieve all that energy you have from the excitement and anticipation of our book People of Walmart Shop & Awe, but you only have to wait 4 more days! Or you can do everyone a favor and pre-order it here so you can stop scaring everyone at the store.