Got that new woodgrain…
What is that? Your attempt at looking like The Weekend? Looks like your head is squeezing out a nice big dookie.
You know those little kids you see on here with bags over their faces all the time? Some miraculously survive and grow up. They grow up just as dumb, but they grow up.
Apparently some ladies got their advanced copy of Cosmo because they already know this fall’s new fashion style is belly buttons.
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