I suppose it’s fitting that your outrageous get-up is blue seeing as how my junk is now black and blue due to my overwhelming urge to just start punching my crotch in anger repeatedly after seeing you.
I’m not lucky enough to find 10 million dollars worth of gold coins in my backyard. This is the only type of gold I end up finding and I can’t pay other people to take it away.
Kansas & Ohio
Okay, yup I see it’s suppose to be ‘Ducks’ but that’s a little too close for comfort for the kiddos. However ma’am, you don’t get to use that excuse. Your shirt is clearly expressing joy over a poop.
Awww man, you were like this close to fitting into those pants. Oh that’s right, you guys can’t see me. My arms were like 3 miles apart. He wasn’t anywhere near being close to getting into those jeans.