I think this might be a first here at PoWM: A “Who Eats It Better?” Edition! In one corner you have the sugar rush all hopped up ready to come at you like a spider monkey and in the other corner a cart that I almost can’t believe. I mean, it literally looks like something someone had to make up right? Jug of mayo, ranch, Crisco, mega Pop-Tarts and TP?!?!?! For realsies?
Kansas & Kentucky
You haven’t lived until you have walked around Walmart with a monkey’s vagina touching you neck. Yeah, it’s gross, but you people need to think about that so people stop doing this crap. They aren’t birds, you’ve got monkey genitals all up on your face!
You know what you’re gonna find up there? You’re gonna find out how lonely life is when everyone stops hanging out with you because you constantly play with your butthole and your fingers smell.
Anyone else notice that there isn’t a show out there called “Rat Tales” that uses the play on words to tell superhero like stories about a family with rat-like powers?!?! Seriously, where were you on that one Aaron Sorkin?
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.