I came here to do two things; chew gum and kill zombies…looks like I’m almost out of gum.
Ain’t no party like a Walmart party ’cause a Walmart party is actually quite sad and I want to get you some help.
It’s crazy how un-charming snake charmers can be.
Arkansas & Kentucky
Forget lemons to lemonade, my new motto is when life gives you a short bus, make it a party bus! Whooooooooo!!!!