It’s crazy how un-charming snake charmers can be.
Arkansas & Kentucky
Forget lemons to lemonade, my new motto is when life gives you a short bus, make it a party bus! Whooooooooo!!!!
Excuse me sir, you have a very impressive goatee, it’s very fitting for your face…What’s that? Oh you’re a woman. Well excuse me while I just go pour gasoline on myself and light a match.
You know, its weird how little babies at the beach with a diaper under their bathing suit looks cute but when you try pulling off that look it fails miserably.