You would figure that these impersonators would at least make an attempt to look like Elvis. Hell, you could have a done a better job sitting on the crapper snorting a line and eating a peanut butter and bacon sandwich!
Indiana & Kentucky
If you’re going to dress your dog up like Bob Marley, don’t half ass it. The dreads are awesome, don’t get me wrong, but at least give my man here something to puff on while you are buying your avocado, ice pick, and snorkel that you will MacGyver into a bong when you get home.
I don’t know how your jingle bells rock, and to be honest I don’t ever want to find out!
This guy has it right. If Christmas is about 1 thing, it’s smoking. Santa is a Lucky Strikes man and Frosty the Snowman always had his corn cob pipe, so in the spirit of Christmas I say smoke ’em if ya got ’em!