Better be inside picking up some tomato juice there stinky. No wonder you can’t find any girl to go out on a date with you. Chicks wouldn’t leave the front porch when you pull up.
Oh, couple of things here. First, what you’re doing there in the picture will likely result in tiny stick figure children. So just a heads up. Second, never ever ever ever give someone crap for their car stickers when you have one of those stupid bragging about your kid stickers. It’s elementary school bud, nobody is impressed your kid can color inside the lines and went an entire month without shitting his pants.
You know you’ve reached baller status when you can double stretch an Astro van. And by “baller status” I obviously mean a whole new level of sad and depressing.
There is no argument that more beard = more manly. It’s just a fact. However, getting further off the beaten path into mountain men/radish lookalike hurt the cause gentleman.
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