February 11th, 2013
Whoaaaa! Grandma, this isn’t the 50′s, you can’t just light up wherever you please anymore. Put the smoke out and just go back to making wildly inappropriate racist comments that everyone just seems to ignore and forgive because you’re old.
January 28th, 2013
Geez lady, when you’re done with that why don’t you and your black cats go break some mirrors under a few ladders.
December 19th, 2012
“What The Elf?” indeed. Christmas is right around the corner and your lazy ass is stocking up on OJ instead of building my wooden toy train up at the North Pole. On a side note, do kids still get wooden trains? I’m sure some group of hippies figured wood was too dangerous and banned them or some other type of stupid crap.