I’ve heard of a power-stache before, but that thing looks like it bench presses 450 pounds on its own.
This just makes me sad…
What are you possibly doing wrong while driving to screw up like that? I’ve passed cars as I’m texting while driving and speeding recklessly at the same time because I’m rushing home so I don’t poop my pants and I’ve still managed not to put my car up in the air.
Louisiana & Ohio
Why go gray when you can go any color of the rainbow?! So which colorful ‘do would do do?
Kansas & Louisiana