Nothing says romance quite like banging it out next to a Walmart dumpster…
“After a man and a woman were caught having sex in a vehicle behind a Walmart on Sullivan Road in Central, the couple was arrested and both were charged with obscenity, according to the East Baton Rouge Parish Sheriff’s Office.
According to the affidavit of probable cause, an officer working extra duty was informed that two people were in a vehicle in the rear parking lot of the store, possibly having sex. The report from the sheriff’s office says just after 2 a.m. Monday morning the vehicle was parked near the dumpsters, but in view of the loading dock. The deputy noted the area is a “high traffic” area for Walmart overnight due to the amount of shipments coming to the store.
The deputy told 22-year-old Alex Fourroux and 23-year-old Ashley Aicard to “get some clothes on” after knocking on the window, according to the report. After getting dressed, the pair got out of the vehicle.
The report states, Aicard admitted to the deputy she and Fourroux were having sex and said “I didn’t think it was a big deal. We weren’t being loud or anything.”
Both Aicard and Fourroux were placed under arrest.
During a search of the vehicle, the deputy found two syringes, according to the report. The deputy stated in his report one contained a clear liquid and the other was empty. Fourroux told the deputy the syringes were his and said the clear liquid was water.
The deputy also noted in his report that Fourroux was previously banned from all Walmart properties due to theft.
Aicard was charged with obscenity and she had a bench warrant out for her arrest.
Fourroux was charged with obscenity, entry after being forbidden and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Both were booked into the East Baton Rouge Parish Prison. No bond has been set at the time of this report.”
You look like a rodeo calf tied up too tight. Just kinda there, all confused, fat popping out the sides. Not good.
Just keepin’ it real hood with Mickey Mouse. I’m sure Walt Disney would be proud to know someone finally paired his beloved character with camo cargo shorts and pajama pants.
Looks like some fireworks going off on your head girl. Hello Kitty isn’t worth celebrating…
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