Louisiana

12.21.

Bumper Scooters

An early morning game of drunken bumper cars–using Walmart handicap scooters–was broken up Saturday morning by Louisiana cops who arrested a 22-year-old man who copped to driving to the store while intoxicated.

Officers with the West Monroe Police Department arrived at the Walmart around 2:30 AM in response to a call about a disturbance. Store management told cops that a group of intoxicated suspects were “playing ‘bumper cars’ with the handicap scooters in the store,” according to a probable cause affidavit.

A police sergeant contacted Christopher Butler, who appeared “very intoxicated.” Butler, pictured, admitted driving his 2004 Ford truck to the retailer after consuming “five to six beers.” A subsequent Breathalyzer recorded Butler’s blood alcohol content as .133 (the legal limit is .08).

Butler’s fellow bumper car enthusiasts apparently escaped arrest.

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12.15.

10 Days ‘Til Christmas!

Someone tell Santa his long ass vacation is over! You’ve got 10 days here pal, you better get a move on it, everyone’s copy of the People of Walmart book isn’t gonna deliver itself….see what I did there? It’s called self-promotion. Pick your loved one up a copy today!

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08.15.

The Wicked Witch

Son of a beeswax! Didn’t someone drop a house on you like 70 years ago?!?!

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08.02.

Eight Legged Freak

My spider senses are tingling and they’re saying that seems like an epic waste of time and also the guy behind you may want to touch my no-no place.

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