October 15th, 2013
Thanks for wearing heels. Nothing like putting some extra yeast in those biscuits so they rise a bit more.
October 11th, 2013
October is Breast Cancer Awareness month. So in case you weren’t aware, you no longer have an excuse to be ignorant to that fact. Save the titties people!
September 26th, 2013
Apparently Smart only applies to the car. Seriously though, like you’re not enough of a smug asshole driving around in a Smart car you have to highlight it with some awful paint job even more? And then park it in a cart return? I’d block the front of that on general principles if I were there.