What are you possibly doing wrong while driving to screw up like that? I’ve passed cars as I’m texting while driving and speeding recklessly at the same time because I’m rushing home so I don’t poop my pants and I’ve still managed not to put my car up in the air.
Louisiana & Ohio
Why go gray when you can go any color of the rainbow?! So which colorful ‘do would do do?
Kansas & Louisiana
Here comes the bride. Right past the posters of One Dimension & Justin Bieber for $4.99….Nope doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Guess my man got lost on his way from the coffee pot to his bathroom for his morning constitutional. Like waaaaaay lost.