We have quite the matchup in today’s edition of “Who Wears It Better?”. Are you pulling for the man who was in desperate need for a bag of Doritos half way through his haircut or the mystical red fe-mullet?
Massachusetts & New Mexico
Oh, well it’s a good thing you warned me because I was sooo close to just grindin’ all up on you. It’s tough for me to control myself when you look so damn tasty…dick-hole.
Yeah I’m sick and tired of the handicapped getting all the good parking spots too! Don’t worry though Bubba, that should buff right out.
We couldn’t afford Kevin James for our rendition of Zookeeper, so we hired this guy to dress the part and slap a tarantula on the back of his head. I can already tell you which one will be more entertaining to watch.