Listen, I don’t want to alarm everyone but these two have put us all in grave danger. With all of this whale tail around during shark week I’m afraid we’re all about to get attacked.
Indiana & Massachusetts
Mustaches are the hot new facial accessory. But with all the styles and creativity out there no two are created equal. So it’s up to you to decide between these two. Who do you like better? The fat Hitler lip toupee or the wise old walrus? Personally, if you pair any type of mustache with a USA bald eagle hat you automatically win and I’m pretty sure your penis grows 5 inches because you’re more of a man.
Massachusetts & Nevada
Throw a goofy green hat on him and put a green beer in his hand and he is doing a spot on impersonation of me in roughly 36 hours!
“Ahhh you know that mista mista lady? I think I just killed her.” – Anyway, we all dance to the beat of a different drum, some of those drums just aren’t playing so it looks really weird. So who you guys got in this battle of the mista mista lady?
Arizona & Massachusetts
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.