July 25th, 2011
We couldn’t afford Kevin James for our rendition of Zookeeper, so we hired this guy to dress the part and slap a tarantula on the back of his head. I can already tell you which one will be more entertaining to watch.
July 22nd, 2011
What the hell are you doing? Are you gearing up to powerlift a display case or something, grandma? Jesus, tone it down a bit.
April 9th, 2011
You wanna pick up a hot chick? Use a puppy. But to pickup a Walmart hog you gotta use a pig!