Mustaches are the hot new facial accessory. But with all the styles and creativity out there no two are created equal. So it’s up to you to decide between these two. Who do you like better? The fat Hitler lip toupee or the wise old walrus? Personally, if you pair any type of mustache with a USA bald eagle hat you automatically win and I’m pretty sure your penis grows 5 inches because you’re more of a man.
Massachusetts & Nevada
Throw a goofy green hat on him and put a green beer in his hand and he is doing a spot on impersonation of me in roughly 36 hours!
“Ahhh you know that mista mista lady? I think I just killed her.” – Anyway, we all dance to the beat of a different drum, some of those drums just aren’t playing so it looks really weird. So who you guys got in this battle of the mista mista lady?
Arizona & Massachusetts
If I didn’t know any better I’d say someone is getting geared up to grease up a pig and try to catch it naked…or try to block up their bowels for 6 months, I don’t know. I never bought that much butter or cheese.