July 22nd, 2011
What the hell are you doing? Are you gearing up to powerlift a display case or something, grandma? Jesus, tone it down a bit.
April 9th, 2011
You wanna pick up a hot chick? Use a puppy. But to pickup a Walmart hog you gotta use a pig!
March 13th, 2011
This is one occasion where smearing peanut butter all over your body would be somewhat appropriate.