A little cottage cheese on your bottom biscuits give everyone that little extra jump start to the day!
Ok sure, chances are her driver needed to stop at Walmart for something and she decided to see what all of the hype was about inside these Walmart stores that she had only heard of, but at least Beyoncé was in the giving spirit (to the tune of over $37,000). Nice to see that type of generosity this time of year.
Listen, I don’t want to alarm everyone but these two have put us all in grave danger. With all of this whale tail around during shark week I’m afraid we’re all about to get attacked.
Indiana & Massachusetts
Mustaches are the hot new facial accessory. But with all the styles and creativity out there no two are created equal. So it’s up to you to decide between these two. Who do you like better? The fat Hitler lip toupee or the wise old walrus? Personally, if you pair any type of mustache with a USA bald eagle hat you automatically win and I’m pretty sure your penis grows 5 inches because you’re more of a man.
Massachusetts & Nevada