Hey check out the pineapples on that one huh? Right? Right? Yeah, no I think they might be rotten. Nevermind. Nobody eat the fruit! The fruit is bad. Worst. Vacation. Ever.
Wow your wedding cake must be delicious, I see people lined up for it. Can I get the name of your caterer? Oh the Boys & Girls Clubs of America, excellent.
It looks like these two young ladies set us up for a nice little game of what I’d like to call “Hide The Sausage”. Basically, your job is to finish the phrase “Give me a boner _______.” or “I had his wiener ________.” in the comments below. Go!
Massachusetts & Ohio
It looks like your wife is reading your shirt for the first time and she can now understand why you make her stuff her vagina with SpaghettiO’s…and that makes me smile.