It looks like these two young ladies set us up for a nice little game of what I’d like to call “Hide The Sausage”. Basically, your job is to finish the phrase “Give me a boner _______.” or “I had his wiener ________.” in the comments below. Go!
Massachusetts & Ohio
It looks like your wife is reading your shirt for the first time and she can now understand why you make her stuff her vagina with SpaghettiO’s…and that makes me smile.
We have quite the matchup in today’s edition of “Who Wears It Better?”. Are you pulling for the man who was in desperate need for a bag of Doritos half way through his haircut or the mystical red fe-mullet?
Massachusetts & New Mexico
Oh, well it’s a good thing you warned me because I was sooo close to just grindin’ all up on you. It’s tough for me to control myself when you look so damn tasty…dick-hole.