What the hell are you doing? Are you gearing up to powerlift a display case or something, grandma? Jesus, tone it down a bit.
You wanna pick up a hot chick? Use a puppy. But to pickup a Walmart hog you gotta use a pig!
This is one occasion where smearing peanut butter all over your body would be somewhat appropriate.
Ooohhh yaaaa! I love me some “Who Wears It Better”. It leaves me all tingly inside. We got a good matchup for you today, so you let us know which one you would like to see digging for gold!
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People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.