I can’t tell if you are trying to add a little color to a dominatrix outfit or if you stole that outfit off of a tiny elf. Two options, neither are good.
Eye see what you did there! Huh? Right? “Eye see”! Huh? Huh?…you know what, screw you people and cyclopes here, I’m gonna go hang myself. I don’t need this crap.
All my big booty hoes, let me see you tootsie roll. *Now in my head is a really good hard-knocking, rump-shaking beat* – That was fun right? Ah, I’m so glad I could bring you all in on that magical journey with me. Anyway, this see-through extravaganza is just the latest installment of everyone’s favorite game ‘Who Wears It Better?’ and you honestly can’t go wrong here. We are all winners.
California & Maryland
You know, if you would have told me combining Pocahontas and ZZ Top would look so damn good I would have started growing my hair and beard a long time ago!