April 17th, 2013
Elvis has just left the building…and thinks that it is in decent enough shape that with a few minor additions he could put it back on the market in a few months and make a nice little profit.
April 2nd, 2013
Sweet outfit. I can’t tell if you’re going to the gym or going clubbing. I mean, realistically I know which option is more likely, but whatever. What I think I do know is those started out as yoga pants, but as things stretch sideways they tend to shrink in length. Sooooo easy way to make shorts?
March 21st, 2013
That’s right ladies, dry those eyes cause he’ll be back. I know how much you were looking forward to being kidnapped and chained to a pole in his dead mother’s basement.