January 6th, 2013
Damn! Who are you? Thurman Merman, the little kid from Bad Santa? How many sammiches you need?
November 9th, 2012
I was gonna call Little Bo Peep here a little hussy but then I noticed I accidentally walked into the gun show and thought that would be a bad idea. Seriously, she must curl her sheep on the reg.
September 20th, 2012
Let’s fly together in this Who Wears It Better: Flocking Together Edition. I know feathers in the hair have recently become a little hairstyle trend, but let me go on record and say that they look stupid. Absolutely stupid. Unless you are a Native American chief, keep the damn birds of prey decorations out of your hair.
Maine & Texas