Damn! Who are you? Thurman Merman, the little kid from Bad Santa? How many sammiches you need?
I was gonna call Little Bo Peep here a little hussy but then I noticed I accidentally walked into the gun show and thought that would be a bad idea. Seriously, she must curl her sheep on the reg.
Let’s fly together in this Who Wears It Better: Flocking Together Edition. I know feathers in the hair have recently become a little hairstyle trend, but let me go on record and say that they look stupid. Absolutely stupid. Unless you are a Native American chief, keep the damn birds of prey decorations out of your hair.
Maine & Texas
You know, it’s odd, I can see the top of your head but for some reason I truly believe if I run up to you and jump onto that super rat-tail and climb it all the way to the top I’ll reach some awesome unbelievable fantasy land where all my dreams would come true…or I’d get lice. Definitely one of the two though.