I would suggest you ask one of your other cohorts to help you pick your funky ass crack underwear wedgie, but it seems pretty obvious your entire clan has trouble correctly picking any type of clothing.
If you need a raccoon or an opossum or maybe a human that needs skinned, I think I might know the guy to do it.
I’m not even going to say anything about this guy because he obviously has the same problem as I do when I go out in public. All the ladies be like “Oh snap, I gotta get me some of that,” and then they can’t help themselves so they just start tearing off my clothes….Damn you Axe body spray!!!
♫ – Booty, Booty, Booty rockin’ everywhere! Booty, Booty, Booty looks like it belongs on a bear! – ♫
Maine & South Carolina