Looks like we got Ishmael from the movie Kingpin here. At least he was Amish and didn’t know any better. Not sure what your excuse could be.
I like this guy. He looks like a child drawing of an old country man come to life. Chawing on an unlit cigar, prison style Mom & Dad tattooo, no sleeves, camo hat, looks old and tired but could lift a John Deere tractor off a baby goat if push came to shove. You and I are alright brother.
What really amazes me is you know it definitely takes a lot of time and effort every morning to make your hair look that bad. Like you go out of your way to landscape it into a tall pile of garbage.
If everyone could please take their seats…wait. No! I meant sit in them, not actually take them. They have not been paid for, you will get stopped at the door.