October 2nd, 2012
Throw a couple of beer cans around that guy and I would swear that’s what I looked like 4 out of 7 nights during college. Of course most of the time I made it home and not on LateNightMistakes.com.
September 18th, 2012
Unless you are a model or European, don’t wear a Speedo. In fact, I’m pretty sure Europeans even know they look stupid in Speedos but they wear them anyway just because they have bought into their own stereotype. Anyway, I digress. The point here is you have a tiny package and nobody wants to see it.
August 24th, 2012
Tie-dye? More like tie-die right? Cause when they wear it I wanna kill myself. Right? Huh? Dye-die? Right? Screw you guys. Just pick ‘Who Wears it Better’.
Alabama & Michigan