October 5th, 2012
Hot damn! We are serving you guys up enough bottom biscuits here to keep you filled up for the entire weekend. Thank us by telling us which of these you would rather slap some jelly on an go H.A.M.!
October 2nd, 2012
Throw a couple of beer cans around that guy and I would swear that’s what I looked like 4 out of 7 nights during college. Of course most of the time I made it home and not on LateNightMistakes.com.
September 18th, 2012
Unless you are a model or European, don’t wear a Speedo. In fact, I’m pretty sure Europeans even know they look stupid in Speedos but they wear them anyway just because they have bought into their own stereotype. Anyway, I digress. The point here is you have a tiny package and nobody wants to see it.