There isn’t enough camouflage in a freakin’ jungle to cover up that body hair bro!
Shouldn’t you be getting back to your comic book store in Springfield?
How do you even get a tan line like that? From the heating lamps at buffets?
Personally, I applaud you. I’ve been waiting years for today’s youth to finally popularize jean jackets custom made with your trucker name, but I guess they are all too busy wearing vampire stuff. So 10 – 4 Cinderella Gypsy, I’m right behind you, this is Midnight Jackhammer signing off.